uhhuh Wyhabika The Cuteleesi
Wyhabika || Herrenjaller || Cuteleesi
Mother of Cats. Breaker of Bread rolls.

WHERE ARE MY CATS!?

Writer || Artist || Gamer || Mayor || Friend Code : 2122-6253-9919

If you should feel so generous, I have an amazon wishlist!

cosplay perils

me: *just fucking smears the hotglue on with bare fingers*
me: fire cannot hurt a dragon
Assassin's Creed Unity: *no playable female Assassins*
Male gamers: This is just fine, so shut up! What's important isn't the character's gender, it's the story they are in! Who cares about the characters' genders? Stop trying to ruin other people's fun!
Hyrule Warriors: *10 playable characters, 8 of them are women*
Male gamers: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! There are too many girls in this game! What about us, the male fans? Why the female fans have more options? Women aren't interesting, if you don't include more men in the game then the story will become boring!

emberjams:

WOAH!! So I reached 300 followers about a couple days ago (and counting) and I’m just super excited that there’s so many people who are into the silly things that I do! I wanted to take this chance to give back and show how much I appreciate all these new friends and people who have stuck around on this crazy site. 

  • I’m Embreane (Ember) James
  • Practically 20
  • Non Binary (so theys and thems please!)
  • I like to draw comics and write stories with my friendo 
  • I like to play video games, like a lot. I really love friggen video games
  • I’m really bad an introducing myself 

But for my giveaway I wanna offer you some cool things that I like or that I think you’ll like!! 

If you’re into the video games things like me, why don’t I treat you to a 20$ game on steam and you can get a drawing of whatever you like! Not into games, maybe I can get you a cool t-shirt from some artist you like, or maybe we can work something out! Plus you can get some nifty art from me!
*Granted, I’m not the best artist but I promise I’ll make what ya like look good and coordinate with you on it

Only one like and reblog per entry so I can keep track of them. Giveaway ends in ONE WEEK! (July 30th)

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emberjams:

You don’t understand how on point this is.

demonoflight:

emkaymlp:

artenega:

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HEY I’M GRUMP

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I’M NOT SO GRUUUUUUUMP

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AND WE’RE THE GAME GRUMPS

I’ve been waiting for this.

Okay but Danny era grumps though

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One of my dogs farted

I have never smelled something so toxic

cuteleesi:

herrenjaller:

My one true prince belongs to Embreane.

Tumblr compressions murder my work so please click on through to see this baby in better quality! Appreciate those freckles with gentle kisses. 

really not sure why tumblr has been disagreeing with everything I post as of late

Daytime reblog

Bought myself a small clutch today at the local arts festival that’ll hold all my pocket things. The things I don’t have pockets for. Because jeans marketed toward women don’t get to have pockets.

herrenjaller:

My one true prince belongs to Embreane.

Tumblr compressions murder my work so please click on through to see this baby in better quality! Appreciate those freckles with gentle kisses. 

really not sure why tumblr has been disagreeing with everything I post as of late

phasellus:

"If people are mean to mommy, I throw them into HELL"

pokeshaming is gr8

moofrog:

So I hear Pokemon shaming is a thing right now. 

connorkawaii:

baby: t-t-t-t… t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-…T-T-T-T-T-T-T

mother: tia? aw baby girl are you trying to say your own name, tia? :)

baby: Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable!To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you. Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!

❝ Date someone who makes you feel like you have an extra hour in the ball pit ❞

- (via onlyabigail)

I want to change into jimjams while I’m working but I’ll need to take this job application in, and I’d rather do it today. So I gotta…I gotta wait to change into jammyjams. 

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